Coolest Car In A Random Ass Town: Clearwater, FL (Murica)

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03/11/2014 at 11:47 • Filed to: CCIARAT

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Time for our daily OPPO field trip to do what we always do, look at cars :]

Yesterday, we took the old rear engine, 4 rotary diesel, carbon fiber OPPO bus out to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! in Colombia. It was a very...South Americany town lol :] It did not stop us from finding some cool sheeeeeet! And babes as RazoE and I found. Que biscochos con unas nalgotas y piernas hermano, no manches guey!! Tsurus as well :] Thebigbossyboss and trmoore09 found a sweet set of Broncos. trmoore09 also pulled through wonderfully with many treats including a sweeet Jeep and Pug 206 convertible. A sweet old merc and Blazer as well. Mass quantities of awesome came via KnowsAboutCars as well with many awesome finds including a awesome LR and some rice lol :] JawzX2 found a Lada... I had no clue they were there, must be hard to find parts. Also a sweet Mr. 2 and Renault 4. Honors honestly goes to everyone who were just able to find anything, this town was in rougher shape than I thought and it seems soo odd that the very nice and clean center of Bocagrande was so close. Such an odd ass split in class. I'm sure high end executives go into town and buy hookers all the time.

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....yeah... anyways.

Today, as a request I noted but can't remember by who, we are visiting !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , FL in Murica! Just absolutely beautiful!!! As someone that spends a lot of time on the coast (Texas) i'm quite fond of coastal towns, and what a beautiful one this is...

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I bet I could jump that gap, I'm sure many people have tried it lol :]

For my find, I chose this particular !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! because of the nice mix of items. It just seems more real to me that just finding a Porsche or something. I use to work at a service center that looked just like this when I was waaaay younger. It's the type of place most "car enthusiasts" avoid as far a looking for a job but you get the best prospective on cars at places like this. A real prospective on real cars. Not this over produced "Inside Koenigsegg on /DRIVE" hype. You may know the power to weight ratio on a McLaren P1, but replace the timing chain on this old 22R Toyota truck or replace the flame trap box on this 2002 S80 T6, the customer will be here in 2 hours and she is pissed.

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Good luck dudes and dudettes!


DISCUSSION (76)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 11:52

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:looks at gap:

"Hold my beer"


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Brian Silvestro
03/11/2014 at 11:54

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, the 10 year old girl said.


Kinja'd!!! Blind Willy > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 11:54

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Dude, Post the photos of the muchachas con unas nalgotas y piernas!

(Sorry, couldn't help it)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Blind Willy
03/11/2014 at 11:57

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i'm looking for some here, will post in comments :]


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:03

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I feel like I cheated but driving myself down a dingy street I saw this, so take your pick. Ill take that Conti though!

Clearwater, home of Carlisle Motors, where my old Colony Park came from.

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:03

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ewwwww!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:04

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Mazda Miata and a Datsun 280ZX .


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > 505Turbeaux
03/11/2014 at 12:06

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niiiice!! Since you ghot dibs on that sweet Conti, i'll go with the BOSS


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:07

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"please...someone... KILLL MEEEEE..."


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:07

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Kill it with fire. I'll bring the kerosene.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:07

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Jeeps, lifted trucks (not sure if bro trucks or actually built for off road use), a first-gen Mustang, and a Disco.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:07

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https://www.google.com/maps/@27.95182…


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
03/11/2014 at 12:07

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wow cool!!! I wonder what's inside the place


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
03/11/2014 at 12:08

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wooooow!!!!!! this place rules!!!!!!!!

oh those are purpose built buddy


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:09

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Looks like I'm stuck with the T-bird then, How tragic.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Brian Silvestro
03/11/2014 at 12:09

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lol, "Tesla"


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/11/2014 at 12:10

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lol, it's not too bad :]


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:11

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Things Florida will teach you about, whether you want to learn them or not.

NASCAR

Spanish. You'll learn enough to say a few sentences, no matter what.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:12

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Judging by the fact that they do glass tinting, and the location...either 'pimpmobiles', rice, or Cuban cartel vehicles.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:13

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Here's something for S-10/Sonoma fans, plus a Ramcharger towards the rear.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:14

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Mk6 GTI


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PS9
03/11/2014 at 12:16

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lol dork :]


Kinja'd!!! Pikersez > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:16

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All kinds of fun in this shot...

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.88649…


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:16

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Volvo Vert!

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.90314…

CRX

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.90246…

XJ jjjjjaaaaaaaag

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.90272…


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:18

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Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:18

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Bill Blass Continental Mark V?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Pikersez
03/11/2014 at 12:19

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holy squirrel nipples!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > RazoE
03/11/2014 at 12:20

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oh man, I hate doing window regulator on those things, calibration nightmare! lol

clean looking CRX, nice

old school!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
03/11/2014 at 12:20

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PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:23

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Most WTF placement of a fire hydrant

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.83966…

Apparently Florida is anti-sidewalk

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.84127…


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:24

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I only have time for a quick 10 minute look around but found something interesting nevertheless.

Drop top Jaguar XK , Pontiac Solstice convertible , Miata and Prelude , a busboat thingy and Camaro , Jeep CJ , Saab 900 convertible , Nissan 350Z , M35 army truck and Buick Reatta convertible .


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:27

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You selfish punks are going to stick me with the C5?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > RazoE
03/11/2014 at 12:29

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WHAT THE HECK??? that is odd as hell


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
03/11/2014 at 12:32

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OJ Simpson's Bronco is towards the back, i'd rock it :]


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:32

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I give up, Florida sucks. Here's an S2K

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.84595…

oohh, hidden SL. Apparently a Mercedes household

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.85311…

VW household

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.85590…

Rendezvous household. Apparently this entire neighborhood is faithful

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.85636…


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > RazoE
03/11/2014 at 12:34

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and the lack of biscochos also. Just a bunch of whitey Mc Whitey pants >:(


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:34

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Dat Model G


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > KnowsAboutCars
03/11/2014 at 12:34

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craappp!! What an awesome buffet of amazing items!!! Dude you rule!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
03/11/2014 at 12:38

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bunch of Cavaliers also lol


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:39

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Ok, two more and then off to do some actual important stuff.

Porsche 928 and e30 convertible


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > KnowsAboutCars
03/11/2014 at 12:40

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dude, how the hell are you finding these? LOL

I've been striking out big time


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:41

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I'm a little amazed too.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:45

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In a related note, here's a Camry on awful rims.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:48

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Transit trolley , anyone?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
03/11/2014 at 12:50

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Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:51

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All you can eat Jalop buffet, here!

300ZX, GTO, Continental GT, Mustangs, Camaros, Road Runner, etc.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
03/11/2014 at 12:52

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some of those look like a trolley but are just regular buses underneath


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
03/11/2014 at 12:53

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woooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 12:58

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Ferrari 360 for you-know-who. :D

Shame it was during a massive road work project, couldn't get in closer, as going to the other side of the road replaced it with a Lexus GX.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 13:03

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finally, some progress :]


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
03/11/2014 at 13:03

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niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! First Ferrari on CCIARAT!!!


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 13:08

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Imported Rice Box.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
03/11/2014 at 13:12

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lol, oh the XB, you so funny :]


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 13:13

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Another drop-top XK.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 13:16

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Hello, beautiful!


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 13:19

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A rust-free, shiny Focus Wagon ! In New England these are rarer than Ferraris!


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 13:21

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Clean and serene first-gen Lexus SC . Beautiful!


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/11/2014 at 13:26

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I see these all the time (Texas) :]


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > carcrasher88
03/11/2014 at 13:26

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niiiiiiiiice!!!!


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 13:27

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Thats a little creepy, actually...


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/11/2014 at 13:28

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ohhh?


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > EL_ULY
03/11/2014 at 14:20

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https://www.google.com/maps/@27.97369…


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 14:22

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LOL NIIIIIIIICE!!!find dude. What a moment in time :]


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 14:25

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does this count?

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.97938…


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 14:33

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https://www.google.com/maps/@27.97879…

ignore the pt cruiser


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 14:37

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svt lightning

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.98215…


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 14:41

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c5 vette + continental gt convertible

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.96753…


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 14:42

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https://www.google.com/maps/@27.96780…

no thank you


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 14:43

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challengers anyone?

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.96839…


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 14:58

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super clean e30 vert

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.96986…


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 14:58

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SL + 911 garage find

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.96954…


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 15:01

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winning

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.97218…


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 15:02

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even better?

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.97218…


Kinja'd!!! trmoore09 > trmoore09
03/11/2014 at 15:13

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nice c6

https://www.google.com/maps/@27.99001…


Kinja'd!!! Fuel_of_Satan > Pikersez
03/12/2014 at 11:59

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This town must be absolutely infested by Jalops. Every pic has something fun going on in every angle. I assume those guys make good use of the dragstrip they're neighboring!

Looks like they got a Jalop scrapyard across the street from this place, with a couple of early 911 Targa carcasses guarding the 70's SL and DelSol inside. (The ones I could see) They've also used the the lawn next to it for VW Bay Window storage.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > carcrasher88
03/13/2014 at 01:01

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Way late, but this is literally right next to your Jeeps. I clicked down a bit for a clearer view, but still. How could you miss it? :P